The Most Awkward Hover Hands In Awkward Dude History

“Can you all squeeze in?” the photographer asks, “Just little closer…”

This is the last thing an awkward dude wants to hear when posing for a photo. What are you to do with your hands? You’re clearly too close to keep them at your sides — that’d be weird. But, you don’t want to come off as a creep who’s copping a cheap feel, either. Better hover that hand.

The infamous hover hand has haunted awkward men since the camera was invented. Unfortunately, some men have yet to master the art of hovering close enough to appear touching normally.

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